20 | College graduate | Actor
"Remember, if you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows u-turns!" - Allison Gappa Bottke
Once Upon A Time
GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ
PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.
OH MY GOD
This is the parent I aspire to be.
MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING
I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.
Good Parenting. Good.
I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room
*bookmarks for future use against future children*
THIS IS FABULOUS
jesus did not die for this
Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
SARA I SWEAR YOU BETTER DO THIS!
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
“them being labeled as sex offenders will ruin their entire lives”
no i think getting raped by more than 1 boy, getting pissed on, and having it spread around everywhere takes it to the next 50 levels on the “my life is ruined” scale
Tumblr users are 649283748% done with everything except their homework
hahha my fav
Why can I only like this once?